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Hope and Change Update

As further evidence of just how seriously the President takes the economic crisis, and the deficit, he has just decided to give almost a billion dollars to Hamas.  Oh, he says it not going to Hamas, but it's going to be administered by the United Nations.  The United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA), to be exact.   The same UNRWA whose ambulances are used by Hamas to transport terrorist weapons and explosives, whose vehicles are used to transport terrorists for attacks against Israel,  whose schools are used to launch terrorist attacks and to train terrorists, and whose camps are used to manufacture bombs.  So when the President says the money isn't going to Hamas, it must be one of those "nuanced" phrases that caused the media to fall in love with him in the first place.  It's not lying... it's nuance.  The next time a suicide bomber comes out of Gaza with an explosives belt paid for in part by our tax dollars, I'm sure the maimed and killed will appreciate the nuance.
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So now we're "cowards?"

The St. Pete Times' article on AG Holder's comment that we are all "cowards" when it comes to race was ironic- the sidebar was Eric Deggans' commentary on how one can't have a chimpanzee in a cartoon which is at all political, because someone might think it refers to the President. Gosh, I can't imagine how we all got to be cowards on race, when pointing out that the stimulus bill seems to have been written by the proverbial room full of chimps pounding on typewriters is deemed racist. Public discourse is now filled with an easy hypocrisy, in which empowered members of the media and government feel free to baldly engage. We are browbeaten that we should be sensitive, then called "cowards" because we won't speak, afraid of being browbeaten. We are told we need to take it easy on the thermometer by a President who keeps his office at tropical temperatures. We are told that there is a fiscal emergency, no time to read a law enacting the greatest outflow of wealth in history- and the President waits days to sign it. Employees of the IRS get fired if they don't pay their taxes, while Tim Geithner becomes their boss. If we're cowards, it's because those with the biggest megaphones will shout us down, bully, or slander us, holding us to rules which are optional for those in power and whose names are followed by a (D).


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Generational Theft Act- part II

Continuing analysis of the alleged stimulus bill-

7)  $150,000,000- rural business program account - see above


8)  $1,380,000,000- for an additional amount for the cost of direct loans and grants for the rural water, waste water, and waste disposal programs authorized by sections 306 and 310B and described in section 381E(d)(2) of the Consolidated Farm and Rural Development Act.

Stimulus:  Who knows?  If the money goes to actual flood prevention, then great.  If it goes to building bike paths next to waterways, no so much.  


9)  $2,500,000,000- distance learning, telemedicine, and broadband program- basically providing broadband access to rural areas.

Stimulus:  The internet is a great economic engine, but we won’t know for 90 days how this big pile of money (that’s BILLIONS, with a B) is going to be spent, when the AgSec has to make a report.  


10)  $100,000,000- increased funding for school lunches.

Stimulus- as close to zero as one can imagine.  Plus, further disengages parents from the care of thier children.


11)  $500,000,000- increased WIC funding.

Stimulus- if paying people to have kids they can’t feed, and discourage them from getting a job so that they can eat is stimulating of anything other than the welfare state, I can’t think of how.


12)  $150,000,000- commodity assistance program;  basically the Federal Government buying food and distributing it to the needy.

Stimulus- see preceding.

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The Stimulus- A Line by Line Exegesis in the Public Interest

Remember how Candidate Obama insisted he would cut pork out of the Federal Budget, by going through it, line by line, like a surgeon?  Remember how (yesterday) he signed the 1170 page stimulus bill without cracking it open?  Well, like a Mexican janitor, I am going to do the job the President won't- go through the stimulus line by line, to see what's what.

TITLE I--AGRICULTURE, RURAL DEVELOPMENT, FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION, AND RELATED AGENCIES
1)  $200,000,000 to the Secretary of Agriculture- for laboratory maintenance and modernization, workplace safety, "mission area efficiencies";  has to submit a spending plan within 60 days.  Has to be spent by 2010
Stimulus:  Probably some contractors will get work out of this, but temporary job creation at best.  When the contracts run out, the jobs go away.
2)  $23,000,000 for the Inspector General for oversight, and audit of how the money is spent.
Stimulus:  You kidding me?  Give Agriculture $23 mill so Agriculture can watch how it spends the $200 mill?  Zero jobs.  Zero sense.
3)  $50,000,000 for competitive grants for research into various agricultural issues.
Stimulus:  Grants expire in five years;  conceivably, some researcher could develop some corn-based substance that would make it rain candy, but otherwise no stimulus.
4)  $400,000,000 for loan guarantees, crop insurance, etc. related to farms.
Stimulus:  None.
5)  $340,000,000 for watershed development and flood prevention.
Stimulus:  To be spent by 2010.  Very short term construction projects, little real stimulus.
6)  $80,000,000 for rural development and salaries.
Stimulus:  Must be spent by 2010.  Short term at best- probably will be spent giving raises to existing personnel.
Get ready for the big finish for today:
7)  11,472,000,000- that's BILLIONS- for guaranteed and non-guaranteed rural housing loans.  
Stimulus:  A philosophical question:  If making bad loans helped get us in this mess, how will making 10 billion dollars in non-guaranteed loans help us get out?  Good for housing industry, but looking at more foreclosures in the future.

NOTE:  Anybody see a pattern with the expiration of stimulus dollars so far?  Ending right before the 2010 elections?


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The Obama Reality Distortion Field

Steve Jobs was described as having an aura around him, which would inspire everybody around him, and make everybody ooh and aah at his brilliance and be positively convinced he was right... even if he was evangelizing a monochrome monitor on a $3,000.00 computer.  They called it the "Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field."  

No matter how often I respectfully write "President Obama," or how much I hear "President Obama," I still grit my teeth and mutter "I don't ______ing believe it.  President Obama?  President Obama?"  Even my computer flags "Obama" as a misspelling, as if there is no stinkin' way this guy should be President.  But there he is, strutting more than the Arrogant Texan ever did, chin high in the sky, talking like it's his gift to us to drone on and on and on about something or other.  And this terrible feeling, deep in my gut, the fear which gnaws at me from inside, is that this guy will never be found out for the fraud he is.  He could be standing in the smoldering wreckage of the Sears Tower, grabbing a bullhorn from a fireman and giving a thousand word discourse on why it's our fault... and everybody would think he was the reincarnation of Winston Churchill.  I think it is more likely that the 22nd Amendment will be repealed than this will be a one-term administration.  
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Joe the Plumber meet Henrietta the Homeless Woman

And how much do you bet nobody bothers to ask her a single tough question- like how did you get to the rally, how did you get up front, why are you homeless, etc., etc.  Because, in Obamerica, you can't ask anybody tough questions, unless they're skeptical of the One.  All the newspaper stories about His encounter with Homeless Henrietta Hughes indicate how emotionally affected He was. More like emotional affectation.  The President didn't hustle off the stage because he was emotionally touched;  he was just dodging the questions he knew were coming, after HHH requested a home with a kitchen and a bathroom:  "And can you have them bring me food?  No cheese, 'cause I'm lactose intolerant.  And a deck for the yard, maybe a pool- not one of those kidney shaped things, either- how can I do laps in one of those?  Oh, and can you validate my parking?"

In three very short weeks, President Obama has managed to reduce himself from the most powerful man in the world to some super-sized social working hack.  The Iranians are laughing at us, the Pakistanis let AQ Khan out of the slam, and we are blowing through our great great grandchildren's inheritance, but at least the Homeless Henrietta Hughes of the world are being listened to.  She'll have lots of company shortly.
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The President wore eyeshadow...

And the President's name wasn't Hillary or Sarah, but BARACK!  I mean, say what you want about Bush, but he never wore EYESHADOW!  There he is, blah-blahing in his press conference about how we teeter on the brink of irrecoverable doom, and every time he turns his head, his his eyelid SHIMMERS!  SHIMMERS!  Oh yeah, Al Qaeda's quivering in its boots.  Watch out for him!  The Mad Cowboy Bush has been replaced by The Effete Eyeliner Wearer Obama!  He'll kill you slowly with lectures and scolds that turn your rain to soggy slop, or he'll direct Death Beams from his SHIMMERING eyes, and you'll die of convulsive laughter.

I was so distracted, I almost missed his chuckled acknowledgment that Joe Biden is an idiot.  So, his first hire was a dolt.  Followed by a woman whose husband is cozy with all the people we need to be tough with, followed by lobbyists, tax cheats, and outright liars.  Remember that experience doesn't matter, because the President delegates.  And do you need to hire the right people?  Experience!

Oh my God!  What have we done?
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Hit the rewind!

 

 

Being President is hard- what with unvetted nominees causing heartburn, the Congress serving up a trillion dollar garbagulus bill, and US magazine dissing him (him!).  So what's a smooth campaigner with Baptist preacher cadence to do?  Act like the election never happened and keep on campaignin'!  Having apparently decided running for the office is easier than occupying it, Barack Obama is giving speeches like this:

"So the American people are watching.  They did not send us here to get bogged down with the same old delay, the same old distractions, the same talking points, the same cable chatter.   You know, aren't you all tired of that stuff?... They did not vote for the false theories of the past, and they didn't vote for phony arguments and petty politics.  They didn't vote for the status quo — they sent us here to bring change.  We owe it to them to deliver.  This is the moment for leadership that matches the great test of our times.  And I know you want to work with me to get there."

 

 

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Worse than Bill...

In the corrosive effect on the public morals, President Obama may well surpass Bill Clinton.  While Clinton eroded our concept of what is sexually moral (or even, what is sex), I don't think he had the far more dangerous effect of increasing public cynicism about the Government.  When they elected Bill Clinton, people knew what they were getting- a bright, ambitious, man who was also an incredible lecher.  While the Bimbo eruptions hobbled his Presidency, I don't think anybody expected any more of him, and even when he lied to our faces, that was expected, and even justifiable.  I mean, who admits to affairs, especially when married to the First Lamp Thrower?  

But Obama is worse because his idiotic "change/hope/hope/change" mantra was deliberately vague, allowing people to convince themselves that he was different, a new day dawning, representing not so much revolution, but evolution of the political animal into some New Man.  Incorporating all our best characteristics, disdaining our worst, and above it all, aloof and "cool," the Ubermensch Obama promised to be our secular messiah.  And when the rubber met the road, and he insisted that his Administration would be the antithesis of the crooks of the last, his shadowy image clarified into the Lawgiver.  He signed Executive Orders as easily as he made campaign promises, as if ethics could be created by fiat.  He yammered about the emergency, and how we all had to work together to forestall disaster.  He told DC residents they needed to "toughen up" in the intense cold.

And now in just a couple of weeks, he is showing himself to be just another pol, probably a below average pol at that.  He has nominated tax cheats, lobbyists, and flat-out liars to key positions.  Instead of actually working on a stimulus bill, he stood aside and let Nancy Pelosi write it, as if he were still just a presidential candidate instead of The President, anxious to keep his fingerprints off possible failure.  Like some Global Warming Marie Antoinette, he heated his office to tropical levels, while telling us to freeze.  

That's the kind of thing that really destroys the moral fabric of a country.  Not when the President lies about sex.  But when the President lies about himself, who he is, and what he means.  Cynicism isn't created by a liar telling lies.  It's created when a man who says he's better than you demonstrates he is less than you.
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End of "The War on Terror"

According to this article:

http://860wgul.townhall.com/news/politics-elections/2009/02/01/under_obama,_`war_on_terror_catchphrase_fading

President Obama is discontinuing the "War on Terror" phrase, but is apparently still searching for an acceptable alternative.  Apparently, "war on terror" is impolitic, because they were words "which could imply that this was a struggle against a religion or a culture."  Because the 9-11 hijackers, Tube bombers, Iraqi suicide bombers, Madrid bombers, Somali pirates, Bhutto assassins, Hamas rocketeers, etc. had nothing in common.  In his typically soft fashion, President Obama has called whatever it is we're doing about people trying to kill us as an "enduring struggle against terrorism and extremism" and just an "ongoing struggle."  But "struggle" has many problems as a replacement for "war."  First, "struggle" is reminiscent of battling lower back pain or psoriasis, not mass murderers.  Also, "struggle" calls to mind battles which are lost or unwinnable-  "She struggled against cancer to the end," or "They struggled mightily against the floodwaters, but to no avail," etc.  Finally, "struggle" is faintly Marxist in tone, which, even if he leans that way, is not a direction the President wants to advertise.

What is really funny about the article is the comment by Wayne Fields, professor of English and American culture studies at Washington University in St. Louis:  "One of the contrasts between the two administrations is the care with which Obama uses language. He thinks about the subtle implications."   Really?  Like when he told Al Aribayah that he wanted to bring Arab-American relations to where they were 30 years ago.  When Americans were being held hostage in Iran?  President Obama is mush when it comes to everything except attacking Republicans.  Batten down the hatches, America. The "War on Terror" has to be won- and it's not going to be won by calling it something else.

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America’s Greatest Strength...and a Weakness

In talking about his new book, The Next 100 Years, George Friedman likened the United States to a teenager.  We are omnipotent and invincible one moment, then weak and beaten the next.  To quote Mr. Friedman, we lack “perspective.”  But I think it’s more than that.  We are literally teenagers when one looks at the other countries in the world, and while this is a minor weakness, as shown by the lack of perspective, and our manic response to crisis, it is also our greatest strength.


Look at Europe.  Old Europe, to quote Donald Rumsfeld.  Europeans are the definition of world-weariness;  they’ve not only been there, done that, they’ve been there and done that dozens, hundreds of times.  They are cynical and moribund, like the decaying denizens of a continent-sized ALF.  And like the blue-veined, cane-shaking, whippersnapper-hating residents of the local old folks home, Europeans don’t reproduce.


Or China.  China has a continuous history preceding the birth of Jesus by millennia.  But the weight of China’s traditional bias in favor of baby boys has collided with the Communists’ one child policy to create a demographic disaster.  And Russia is a land of serfs held in bondage by Czars, then by the Communists, now by ex-KGB kleptocrats.  Fueled by natural resources,Russian prosperity doesn’t mean that Russia is a land of optimism and opportunity- it just means that the proletariat doesn’t have to stand in line for vodka or abortions.


So yes, we’re teenagers, with the hormones leading us into occasional depression, but generally they impel us not only to reproduce, but to seek, dream, dare, and do.  Like teenagers, we may be susceptible to the latest fad (pet rocks, professional soccer, Obama), but we usually come back to center.  So thank God (the one the Europeans are too jaded to believe in) we’re immature Americans.

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AGW and the Apple IIE

I remember reading a story years ago about the last Apple IIE to be sold.  Macs were already on the market, in fact, I think the MacPlus or Fat Macs were already on the market.  Technology had long surpassed the IIE, but there was a ready market, so Apple kept selling them until at last it said enough.  And who was the buyer of the last IIE, a computer which out of the box was obsolete?

Why, a government school, of course.

Which reminds me of the anthropogenic climate change issue.  Scientists the world over are publicly doubting its scale or even its foundations.  So, of course, the US Government is ready to jump on the issue with both feet, ready to land on our necks and slowly choke the life out of us.  There is really nothing to stop it.  The EPA is bound to regulate CO2 emissions, since the Supreme Curt ruled that substance a pollutant.  Unless the mandate of the EPA is changed legislatively, the Administration is poised to destroy our country to save it- from a threat which doesn't exist.  The good news is that if it doesn't happen in two years, and the Republicans grow a spine, there can be a legislative fix.  The bad news is that, after a public comment period, it could happen a lot sooner than that.
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The Doppler Effect

There is a phenomenon known as the Doppler effect.  A moving object sounds different coming at you than it does going away from you.  The clanging of a train bell, for example, sounds shorter and higher pitched coming at you, then softer and lower-pitched going away from you.  In addition, you hear a sound coming at you for a far shorter time than a sound going away.  All this is because the frequency of the sound waves are compressed as they come at you, and elongated as they go away.  

The President's persistent bleating about an emergency, and that we need to turn the economy over to him jiff-quick, are much like the doppler effect.  The alarums are high pitched and frequent, but once the train (bill) passes, it will recede softly into the memory.  Like the last stimulus that wasn't, you won't hear about until the next emergency.  That will be a really big emergency, and maybe if we make it, say, 10 trillion dollars, it will work.  There won't be any recession into memory at that time, though.  There will just be a depression, as we realize the train is running over us.    
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From the mouths of babes...

I felt it was my duty to watch the Inauguration, and have my girls watch it as well.  They got pretty bored halfway through it, and kept asking me "Is that true?" when it was just the President talking nebulously about his "plans."  But later in the day, we were in the car listening to the radio, and heard a replay of the "remaking America" part of the speech.  I said "What the heck does that  mean?  'Remake America?'"  And my oldest, six year old daughter said, "I know what it means, Daddy...  It means he wants to destroy this country, and start all over again."

It is possible that, having achieved the highest office in the land, the most powerful position in the world, President Obama has the ego and self confidence to to dismantle the foundations of our country (didn't he say the Constitution was an impediment to economic justice?).  But his past has shown no sign of wanting to do heavy lifting of that sort.  I mean, I don't think he worked on the inaugural address longer than it took to type it and memorize it.  No, Obama is the personification of the minority hire.  He may be smart, he may even be brilliant, but has shown no evidence of having the intestinal fortitude to do anything approaching hard work.  Sure (maybe) he wrote a good book, then (more likely) a so-so one, and, of course, got elected President.  But really, was it that hard to beat McCain?  Especially once the economic crisis hit, what did Obama do that made people think he was better suited for the Presidency than McCain?  Exactly nothing.  By his doing nothing, everybody said, "Look how cool he is in the midst of crisis, he's a real leader."  Not, "Where's your plan, slick," but "Oooh, he's so calm while all of us are really scared."  For Obama, being elected, as when someone is hired for their genetics as opposed to their resume, reinforces his worst aspects- aloofness, conceit, laziness- and suppresses whatever inclination to industriousness and cracking heads he may have.

Which, if his purpose is to remake thee United States, is a good thing.
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Day One, President Obama

Lefties should be pleased with Day One.  Although the criminal prosecution of Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al. is still pending, liberal bugaboos were pandered to, and conservatives shown whose boss.  
1.  The retraction of Bush's executive order banning abortion-related funding should be music to the ears of non-Muslim no-creators in the Third World, of whom there must be at least two.  If the Jihadi-Western War has a demographic component, then by all means should we give the fecund Islamists a hand up by killing babies who might one day grow up to say "NO!" to Sharia.
2.  Continuing on the Islamist riff, he has suspended Gitmo prosecutions, and is apparently poised to close the terrorist holding cell in a year.  Unless he's going to put these guys on unflagged prison ships, they're either going to get their day in court, or be let out to mingle.  It's a safe bet no other country will have them, so we can all look forward to having an Al Qaeda trainee asking us whether that Big Gulp was a refill or not.
3.  Showing how cool and in touch he is, the President is getting a tricked out Blackberry, ultra secure and guaranteed to be hacked in a week.
4. The White House site was redone, adding a gratuitous slap at President Bush for failure to rebuild the Gulf Coast after Katrina.  That seems doable now, with a competent Bobby Jindal as governor, but Louisiana is where federal money goes to disappear.
Today, the President is concentrating on foreign affairs.  Yippee!  Can't get into any trouble there!

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