Posted by
Dennis Pemberton on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 6:48:09 AM
And the President's name wasn't Hillary or Sarah, but BARACK! I mean, say what you want about Bush, but he never wore EYESHADOW! There he is, blah-blahing in his press conference about how we teeter on the brink of irrecoverable doom, and every time he turns his head, his his eyelid SHIMMERS! SHIMMERS! Oh yeah, Al Qaeda's quivering in its boots. Watch out for him! The Mad Cowboy Bush has been replaced by The Effete Eyeliner Wearer Obama! He'll kill you slowly with lectures and scolds that turn your rain to soggy slop, or he'll direct Death Beams from his SHIMMERING eyes, and you'll die of convulsive laughter.
I was so distracted, I almost missed his chuckled acknowledgment that Joe Biden is an idiot. So, his first hire was a dolt. Followed by a woman whose husband is cozy with all the people we need to be tough with, followed by lobbyists, tax cheats, and outright liars. Remember that experience doesn't matter, because the President delegates. And do you need to hire the right people? Experience!
Oh my God! What have we done?