Posted by
Dennis Pemberton on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 7:49:52 AM
Bill: See you got invited to some demonstration or other at the UN.
Hill: It's a demonstration against Iran, Bill. Good to see you're as into foreign affairs as you were when you were head hillbilly in Arkansas.
Bill: Oh, Hill, I told you that Canadian Minister was just a one time thing...
Hill: More like a year long thing. At least she can afford a dry cleaner.
Bill: So anyway, this UN thing...
Hill: It's a protest Bill. That kook from Iran is appearing at the UN, and we're showing our solidarity with Israel against its greatest threat. A nuclear Iran is an unthinkable holocaust in the making, and we have to stand strong and foursquare and....
Bill: Hot Damn! I mean, hmmm...
Hill: What, Bill.
Bill: Nothin'. Say, mind if I come with you to that thing?
Hill: Really? I mean, that would be very nice... I, I'm touched, and I'm sure... Why are you licking you lips? What have you got there?
Bill: (hiding newspaper) Nothin'. Just thinkin' I need to get into foreign palin... policy again.
Hill: Give me that paper. William Jefferson Clinton! Give it to me now, before I cut your other one off.. (Reading) "Also appearing at the protest with Senator Clinton will be Alaska Governor Sarah..."
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Bill: Does that mean we can't go? Hill? Hill? Put down that knife! It's still got cream cheese on it!