Posted by
Dennis Pemberton on Thursday, September 11, 2008 11:31:13 AM
Having stepped in it with a comment which may or may not have been referring to Sarah Palin (pig) and John McCain (old fish), Barry needs some rhetorical help. Always willing to lend a hand to a fellow American in need, I submit some alternative expressions which might be less controversial when describing one thing that is pretending to be another thing... All presented in O's hometown accent.
That's like... a... a reporter wearing a McCain button. As if!
That's like... Michelle smiling- c'mon now, c'mon now, you know she doesn't mean it!
That's like... hair plugs on a bald man- he's still bald underneath! I mean, who does he think he's tryin' ta fool?
That's like... a... an Ivy League lawyer wearing a flag pin. Ya know what I mean. They must think we're stupid!